Yeah, so footballing genius on verge of death....Gordon Brown is a cunt... Elton John plans to wed... Eh, what's this? Jordan what?
Jordan calls for a war on extremism?? Talk about pot calling kettle black. She's got the most extreme falsies in the history of silicone!*
Gerra loada them!
The UN will take any old riffraff as an ambassador these days. I'd like April to be a UN special ambassador, spreading her joy, wisdom, pickles and smoked salmon across the world.
I could be a UN ambassador too. I'm sure the world would benefit greatly from me spreading it about a bit.
*For those not in the know, Jordan is a "glamour model", famed for her huge norks and lewd behaviour.
Bike rack
I'm becoming a complete twat. I've bought a bike rack for my car (and bike) from an Ebay seller.
I'm not sure I'm going to use it to carry my bike, but I'm going to steal a child-sized shop dummy from Baby Gap and strap it to the cycle carrier, then drive up and down the motorway at 70mph. Ho ho ho.
Bird flu
Becoming? I AM a complete twat. Having suffered flu once in my adult life, I swore that I'd always take steps to avoid getting it ever again. For the past five years, I've taken the opportunity provided by working for the NHS to have an annual flu vaccination.
Because the shitting government in this country rules by panic and reaction (the electorate in a blind panic is blind to all the real shit that's going on), people have been reacting to the possibility of deadly avian flu someday mutating with influenza and causing a super deadly strain. "It'll kill 50,000 people in the UK", the Chief Medical Officer tells us. The result is that young, fit folk have been demanding the flu vaccination and the stocks are running out - see Flu is coming to get you. This means that many elderly and vulnerable people are missing out on a potentially life-saving vaccination. Although the government today informs us that there'll be plenty of the jabs to go around ... but not until the end of January.
Skip to the end... I'm a selfish fucker who has the privilege of being able to have a flu jab through work so I went for mine today, accompanied by Carmelita. She informed me, "I've never bothered in the past, but with this worry about avian flu...." I could've throttled her.
I suppose there's no difference between us though, both getting the jab unnecessarily, but at least I'm admitting that I'm a coward and I don't want flu - I also wouldn't want to get anything and pass anything on to my folks (they don't half go on when they're ill).
"Hello, I was wondering if you could help me... hello? Hello?"
If it's information (or "orders" as they're commonly known) you're after, there's no better place to look than the reception of Base 2a.
Shall we count the number of items that we can see attached to walls and windows in this shot? I get 22, and I haven't counted the notices on the other side of the reception window. Methinks this is a little OTT. What I like best is the way the "Reception" sign is half way up the wall. You can't see it, but this sign has a little sticker with "Reception" written in Braille. How the fuck is a blind person supposed to be able to find the sign amongst all the other shit they've got there?
We're disability awarenessed to death so we know all about induction loops for hearing aid users. Just a shame the woman on reception has the strongest Scottish accent you could imagine; this sometimes makes things difficult to understand for normal people, so God help anybody who is hard of hearing too.
An edit: Spamcunts almighty beware
I've been plagued today by a series of spam comments from a company called "Work from home". Let's hope that, if people do a Google search for them or the main business, Herbalife (UK Limited), Senator Court 4 Belmont Road Uxbridge Middlesex UB8 1HB, they'll find this. If they find this, I can tell them that this business operates cheap and underhand direct marketing SPAM ADVERTISING, a practice usually undertaken by complete and utter cunts.
Perhaps if we e-mail Russell Gain, we'll be able to tell him how annoyed we are that his company uses these methods to get attention. Even better, let's hope some spambots pick up his e-mail address from this link and tell him for us.
I thank you.
I could be a UN ambassador too. I'm sure the world would benefit greatly from me spreading it about a bit.
*For those not in the know, Jordan is a "glamour model", famed for her huge norks and lewd behaviour.
Bike rack
I'm becoming a complete twat. I've bought a bike rack for my car (and bike) from an Ebay seller.
I'm not sure I'm going to use it to carry my bike, but I'm going to steal a child-sized shop dummy from Baby Gap and strap it to the cycle carrier, then drive up and down the motorway at 70mph. Ho ho ho.
Bird flu
Becoming? I AM a complete twat. Having suffered flu once in my adult life, I swore that I'd always take steps to avoid getting it ever again. For the past five years, I've taken the opportunity provided by working for the NHS to have an annual flu vaccination.
Because the shitting government in this country rules by panic and reaction (the electorate in a blind panic is blind to all the real shit that's going on), people have been reacting to the possibility of deadly avian flu someday mutating with influenza and causing a super deadly strain. "It'll kill 50,000 people in the UK", the Chief Medical Officer tells us. The result is that young, fit folk have been demanding the flu vaccination and the stocks are running out - see Flu is coming to get you. This means that many elderly and vulnerable people are missing out on a potentially life-saving vaccination. Although the government today informs us that there'll be plenty of the jabs to go around ... but not until the end of January.
Skip to the end... I'm a selfish fucker who has the privilege of being able to have a flu jab through work so I went for mine today, accompanied by Carmelita. She informed me, "I've never bothered in the past, but with this worry about avian flu...." I could've throttled her.
I suppose there's no difference between us though, both getting the jab unnecessarily, but at least I'm admitting that I'm a coward and I don't want flu - I also wouldn't want to get anything and pass anything on to my folks (they don't half go on when they're ill).
"Hello, I was wondering if you could help me... hello? Hello?"
If it's information (or "orders" as they're commonly known) you're after, there's no better place to look than the reception of Base 2a.
Shall we count the number of items that we can see attached to walls and windows in this shot? I get 22, and I haven't counted the notices on the other side of the reception window. Methinks this is a little OTT. What I like best is the way the "Reception" sign is half way up the wall. You can't see it, but this sign has a little sticker with "Reception" written in Braille. How the fuck is a blind person supposed to be able to find the sign amongst all the other shit they've got there?
We're disability awarenessed to death so we know all about induction loops for hearing aid users. Just a shame the woman on reception has the strongest Scottish accent you could imagine; this sometimes makes things difficult to understand for normal people, so God help anybody who is hard of hearing too.
An edit: Spamcunts almighty beware
I've been plagued today by a series of spam comments from a company called "Work from home". Let's hope that, if people do a Google search for them or the main business, Herbalife (UK Limited), Senator Court 4 Belmont Road Uxbridge Middlesex UB8 1HB, they'll find this. If they find this, I can tell them that this business operates cheap and underhand direct marketing SPAM ADVERTISING, a practice usually undertaken by complete and utter cunts.
Perhaps if we e-mail Russell Gain, we'll be able to tell him how annoyed we are that his company uses these methods to get attention. Even better, let's hope some spambots pick up his e-mail address from this link and tell him for us.
I thank you.
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