Strange phenomena

There was a mixed reaction to the photo of me with my hair straightened, no least from dear departed Trillion (who cut it a couple of weeks ago). Her response was "That fucking lying bitch has gone to the hairdressers and had it done professionally afterall!" Shows you how much attention she was paying to me a couple of years ago when it was actually done and I made such a song and dance about it. Oh, she wasn't talking to me a couple of years ago.

Anyway, check out these sets of responses:

Straight

pissoff said...

Whoa....I like your straight hair. It must have taken ages to do. I think I'll go get my hair permed and show you what I look like with curly hair.

I hate cleaning. Straight ...sigh...

edwaado said...
Love your new 'do. Straight

indiaiynke said...
I love your 'straight' look - but if I had to have my hair ironed (what, every day?) I'd go more insane than I am. Straight

Pat said...
Tina as one who has borne curly hair forever I love your new hair cut and it looks healthy, shiny and pretty. Unknown


aasmodeus said...
You look terribly cute either way, and that'll do for my sniffycam porn lust. TA! Straight


coldcoldearth said...
We love you no matter what you look like!

PS Halloween is over. Straight

Piggy and Tazzy said...
Fucking hell - doesn't your nose look big now?

I think you hair looks better like that. I was going to say 'nice', but thats relative isn't it? Nasty little homos

MHN for short said...
Hey Love! I like your hair both ways. When it is straight, you look like another friend of ours.

At least now you have some variety in your "do". Depending on your mood or the occasion.

Looks good straight or curly(and you knows I LOVE your curls, and that!). Straight


Rowan said...
I think you look stunningly beautiful with the straight hair, more coiffed somehow. Probably wouldn't bother if it were me everyday, but to go out, you look amazing. I iron my hair once in a while. It's wavy more or less. They ALWAYS straighten my hair when I go to the salon. I don't tell them to, they just do. Must be tellilng me somehting htere huh? Straight

Stew said...
Jeez I'm gutted. I read you were going straight & I thought I was in with a chance. And then the photo of you as an absolute BABE.

Now it seems you're still a completely psycho, kinky, kinky-haired, hoodied bender.

doh.

Stew Straight

Kinky and curly

Bronwen said...
You look a completely different person with straight hair - someone more serious.

Personally, I prefer the curls, but you're lovely either way. She claims to be straight, but spent the weekend sharing a room with three other women (oi oi!)

Dave said...
Just keep it kinky and curly Straight

Connie said...
Please go back to curly and kinky.

I do believe that is what gives you that little somethin' something that I have come (and I mean come) to love.

That's just my little un-straight point of view.....

xoxoxoxox Gay

whinger said...
Oh but I love the curly hair! Love it. Never change, please. Gay


whinger said...
Babe both ways, but curly hair is definitely the winner.

If you're showing your tits, no one cares. :) Still gay

And not forgetting:

Herge Smith said...
Does anyone actually use the blogroll thing? Frankly I'm beginning to lose the will to live over trying to get more hits - I hit a peak some months back when it was all Dalek and thrills at about 300-400 a day for a few weeks and has now settled to around 200 a day. Frankly I can't be fucked to get more or retain what I have.

I know the poetry isn't selling well, but fuck it - like you and your hair - I'll do what I fucking please. Completely lovely

So the conclusion from that very scientific piece of work from Sniffy Experimentals that "Gay women prefer me with curly hair, particularly if I'm showing my tits (bra, actually!). Next up: Tina gets a crew cut.


Traffic schmaffic
Why do people crash their cars just in time to shut major roads at rush hour? You're sat there: first gear, second gear, brake, clutch, stop, handbrake, neutral, ad infinitum; while at the same time your bladder is getting fuller and fuller because you were stupid enough to assume that the journey home wouldn't be too bad today, so didn't bother going for a wee before leaving work. All you can think is: "The bastards that caused this better be dead or I'm going to hunt them down and fucking KILL THEM!"



Dr Sniff tells it like it t-i-is
In a meeting with my line manager this afternoon, she apologised that she was going to have to cut it short (not my hair, the meeting) because she had an appointment with the dentist. She'd been having trouble after a tooth had been removed and she was worried that there may be some latent infection in there. I said that she needed to get it x-rayed and thoroughly checked out because it was probably an undiagnosed siamese twin.

Well, it might be.


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