Milky, milky - aka "Stupid and/or lazy"

Milk comes in a variety of vessels:

• Cows
• Churns
• Tankers
• Glass bottles
• Cardboard cartons
• Plastic bottles

Plastic bottles can be sealed by two common methods: a tag around the outside of the lid; or a waterproof seal inside the lid that covers the top of the bottle itself. The latter is generally not too difficult to remove completely, thus allowing full flow of the milky goodness from the bottle.

I came to put milk in my coffee this morning and found this:

It looks like somebody's taken the trouble to use a sharp knife to cut around the inside of the seal. You can see the tag. Even in its mangled state, it's easy enough to remove the fucking thing. See!

God, my blood pressure today.