Tuesday 12 July 2005

Newsflash!

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The Cakesniffer is no more!


Sorry guys. Trillion here. This is a takeover.

The blogger you all know as Tina has decided that she no longer wishes to devote so much of her time providing pleasure to you all. Instead, she has left to join a band of travelling librarians.

The lure of the blogging community can no longer compete with evenings of certain 'costume dramas', regular games of rounders and I dare say a fair bit of connielingus (shock news: yes that is a real word but she's yet to discover its meaning!).


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They're a rough lot, those librarians!


So, it is through Tina's selfish abandoment of her loving nightly audience that I have braved the near suffocating temperatures of my attic-cum-den-cum-office-oh-cum-on-baby! to bring you this breaking news. Right at this moment, she's gorging herself on a post-match curry. Yeah, you heard right. Curry! Without Trillion. Hope they forget the garlic wings.


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I'll make you regret the day you taught me how to html!

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