Stretch

When you get fat, you get stretch marks. They start off sort of purple, but fade over the years to this silvery mark that makes your skin look like it's been attacked with a lattice cutter.

Now, I'm the epitome of slim, so imagine my surprise when I discovered that I was afflicted with a stretch mark on my tummy! I was even more surprised when I saw it close up:

Good job Trillion was on hand to photograph it for me or I doubt anybody would believe me. I wonder if I could find a volunteer to take a photo of my Virgin Mary-shaped haemorroid?

Further to yesterday's colon problems, I have to admit that I've been feeling pretty rotten today too. I did have a massive and very dense poo earlier on, so hopefully things will start to ease up fairly soon. This evening's effort was a NUMBER 3/4!

Edit: I've just had a load of beetroot. We all know what this'll mean for the morning's deep pan experience!