Porn

I've never looked at porn - never watched a bluey, never sought it out on the internet, never in a mag. It might be better to save up some money and pay for sex. I wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

Prawns, on the other hand, I pay for prawns - love 'em!

Pawns. Those weird little things in a chess set. I used to like getting my pawns killed. Well, I didn't, I was just crap at chess and I didn't know what I was doing.


Tits amazing

Seems that porn might be good for you...