Hypnotic fun to pass the hours

If you need a little light relief from your busy office job, try this out. It took me a while to notice the fan and the wind speed.

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

Colour quiz

I've also just found the Colour Quiz at Rowan's blog. I didn't really know what I was doing with this either (I'm not having a very good day) so I clicked lots of thing without really thinking about it. These are my results!

Existing situation
Active, outgoing, and restless. Feels frustrated by the slowness with which events develop along the desired lines. This leads to irritability, changeability, and lack of persistence when pursuing a given objective. Irritable? ME??? Fuck right off!

Stress sources
Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, she pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting her nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels she can only be at peace when she has finally reached her goal. Agitated and exhausted with nervous energy? Bollocks.

Restrained characteristics
Feels that she cannot do much about her existing problems and difficulties and that she must make the best of things as they are. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity. ???? I suppose I've got the arthritc finger joints to prove it.

Unhappy at the resistance she feels whenever she tries to assert herself. However, she believes that there is little she can do and that she must make the best of the situation.

Conditions are such that she will not let herself become intimately involved without making mental reservations. You're dead fucking right, love!

Egocentric and therefore quick to take offence. Able to obtain physical satisfaction from sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally. What is it about my sexual activity?? For goodness sake! Aloof, my arse.

Desired objective
Desires a tranquil, peaceful state of harmony offering quiet contentment and a sense of belonging. Yes, that will do nicely thankyouverymuch.

Actual problem
Needs to achieve a stable and peaceful condition, enabling her to free herself of the worry that she may be prevented from achieving all the things she wants.

Looking ahead

Doesn't Wimbledon start soon? Is Tigrrrrrrr Tim Henman competing this year? Competing until the quarters I suppose, when he'll dramatically forget how to punch the air in that determined way of his. Of course, it's the punching of the air that wins matches, not hitting the ball over the net or anything. Wanker.

For an objective view of Tim's chances in this year's All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Association Open Championship (Wimbledon to you and me), check out my Tiger Tim Henman post from a short while ago.