Best of British - part the second

Having assassinated a selection of British stars of stage and screen - plus Tiger Tim Henman and Sir Cliff Richard, not forgetting Sirs Ellen McArthur, Kelly Holmes and Tanni Gray Thompson - I thought I'd take a bit more time to nominate a few more twats from the British Isles for execution in my Snifferlution.

Are there any more left?

Of course there are!

How's about:

Sir Paul McCartney
What an embarrassing bloke; it's like having your dad acting the rock star. Everything about him is just wrong, wrong, WRONG! The way he wears trainers with a suit, the way he gives the victory v salute. And his music is crap.

For fuck's sake, you're 63 - grow up!

Sir Bob Geldof
Git. He's terribly embarrassing too. I feel he's making a laughing stock of himself and consequently diluting the message about the help that the poorest nations of the world need.

Geldof or Germaine Greer after a heavy night?

St Bonio (aka boring old Paul Hewson)
Those glasses? Just fuck off. He and U2 lost all credibility after the Joshua Tree. I don't really know how to place them - up their own arses seems most appropriate.

Lose those fucking glasses you arse!