Tiger Tim Henman

A real good treat for all you Henmaniacs out there; well before the start of Wimbledon, here's Mr Gorgeous at his hypercompetitive best. He's obviously pleased with himself at getting the top off the bottle of barley water unaided. Well done, Timmy!

"Come onnnnnnnn!!!!!"

He's living la vida loca - Tiger Timbo roars onto .... errrr...another defeat!

Can't wait to see him go out at the quarters of Wimbledon AGAIN! But at least he'll have tried... not hard enough, like, but what does he care? He's got the Persil money, a Jag and enough trainers to run a stall at the market.

And again, Timbo...

"Yesss, back of the net!"

Fuck it, could you imagine if he actually won? You wait however many decades for a British Wimbledon champ and you get him!!!!

Not forgetting the delightful Henmaniacs....

"We fiddle with each other while thinking of Timbo"