Sunday 14 August 2005

Upside-down Cake(sniffer)

It must be freaky being a bat. Seeing the world upside-down, apart from when you right yourself to go toilet (it only takes once to learn not to poo or wee while your arse is above your head).




Seeing people's faces upside-down completely freaks me out, even more so if they're talking. It's the way all the features seem oddly independent of each other. The way that face no longer belongs to the person who's looking at you, as if it's their doppleganger.



Freaky deaky.

Of course, some people's faces look a bit like they're upside-down anyway...





I wonder if the Soviets or the Nazis conducted experiments into suspending children upside-down as they grew? I shudder to think what the consequences might've been...

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