Monday 8 August 2005

Endangered exhibitionists

Having thrilled Blogworld to within an inch of its life with a couple of previous "My day outs", The Cakesniffing Snapper returns with more photos from a trip with Trillion to South Lakes Wild Animal Park, near Barrow.

Tina and Trillion hang out


This place is pretty smart in that it's not really a zoo and it tries to educate folk about animal conservation and the projects that it heads up, particularly the Sumatran Tiger Trust and the Peruvian Spectacled Bear Conservation Project. Anyway, if you're ever in that neck of the woods, check it out. If you're never in that neck of the woods, check out the links and see about making a donation to their very worthwhile conservation projects (there are only 500 Sumatran tigers and 2000 Peruvian four-eyed bears left in the world). I've just adopted a bear.


Endangered and indecent
Wild animals have very few inhibitions. Not only do they poo and wee to their hearts' content in front a shocked, and frankly, APPALLED viewing public, they also get their genitalia out at every opportunity.

Just look at these examples of indecent exposure:

Is it an elephant?

Can you tell what it is yet?

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

Intrigued?

Here are the culprits:

1. Randy rhino
This feller was pretty useless when it came to making advances to his sweetheart.

Don't bother big boy, I'll do it myself



2. Fruity feller
This fruit bat could keep a crowd entertained for hours. He seemed to enjoy the sensation of having his little todger nobbled by the fence as he climbed around.

3. Monkey magic
Fuck me! That's totally unnecessary in front of small children and elderly people in weelchairs.


So, that's animals for you. I'll post some proper photos (of lions and tigers and bears) on my Webshots site (link should go direct to the zoo album).

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