Conservatives in "one in, one out" immigration pledge

The Conservatives have been criticised for being racist over their desire to impose immigration limits. However, the full truth of their policy is actually quite appealing. A leaked document from Central Office reveals that the Tories will introduce a "one in, one out" immigration policy. This means that, for every new immigrant or asylum seaker the UK gains, we actually lose a member of our malingering underclass of long-term sick benefits claimants and parasitic serial single mothers. The only condition being that the incoming "New Briton" has to find paid work and contribute something to the economy.

A vote winner in anyone's book!