Today is a very special day for me and only 2 people in the world know it (I'm one of them). I'm going to celebrate by buying some feminine items from Tesco.
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."
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