Saturday 19 February 2005

Blog descriptions

Random, ranting musings (and ramblings of course)...
Here are some descriptions of people's blogs - a "random" selection of the first ten (English ones with descriptions) I came across by clicking the "next blog" button.

  • My random rants, confusing citations, raving reviews, shocking surveys and so much more about tech, sports and pretty much everything all the way from heaven to hell .....
  • The only fair fight is one that I am winning
  • My own little slice of the internet where I can bitch and moan. I hope those who visit "Hot Sweaty Change" will enjoy themselves
  • "If dogs run free, then why not we. Across the swooping plain?My ears hear a symphonyOf two mules, trains and rain."
  • I'm a scientist. I work in the NHS. Haven't worked out yet how I ended up here. All postings are my opinion only. They are my interpretation of events. Actual contents may differ from those pictured.
  • Emotional Warfare and Other Rantings
    A dream journal, private thoughts, public opinion and general non-sense.
  • Ramblings and discussion about the New York Mets, sports, and life in general.
  • Because it's free and we are now of the age where it's practically required...
  • If you like the SBP, the Scotchy-Scotch Revolution, and Brother Dar, then you will love his daily rantations. Now 50% more rantatia-rriffic, and comin' at you live from Hot-lanta...Can you DEAL WITH IT?

Ramblings, rantings, work gossip. Cakesniffing.

It'd be really fantastic if that bloke who Kevin Spacey played in Seven (John Doe) had a blog, that'd be worth a read. It might get a bit boring after a while. In fact, how many people who contribute to blogs are actually psychotic killers in real life? Just think, you could be reading the blog of a serial killer. Some of the things that people go on about in their blogs is scarily similar to what John Doe wrote in his journals; all those nasty thoughts about people they know, written for the world to see. People like to remain anonymous because they fear the recriminations of their identities being exposed. Doesn't this make blogging the modern day equivalent of poison pen letters? Who gives a shit, a bit of gossip and bitching is great for the neutral observer!

I've just had a number 6 poo. These are the ones that trick you into thinking that they're a fart, then when you try to squeeze them out, you shit your pants. (For poo categories, go to "Things you shouldn't like, but just can't help yourself" and "Bristol Stool Form Scale").

I have achieved sod all today. That's what happens when you're up and at 'em at at 8am on a Saturday instead of languishing in bed until dinnertime (that's lunchtime to the uneducated).

Is this such a bad thing? Hell no! Bloody hell, getting up early at the weekend is essential for a person to descend into a state of mindless boredom bordering on a Zen thing. You can score extra points for losing time in hour blocks - I managed two hours of Will & Grace repeats and didn't even notice, and this evening has disappeared completely (it's now bedtime and this is an edit).

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