Sunday 20 February 2005

Half an Identity

Half an Identity
Wow, a thriller unfolds on the Interweb! Somebody is writing as if they have a new identity from the Witness Protection Programme. This can't be for real. Either that or the author is fucking insane. Funny thing is, the name they've been given is Sam Black. I wonder if that's the same "sexpot Sam" whose phonecalls I kepty getting on my mobile??? The bitch deserves to die!!!!!

Another thriller unfolding on the internet is the progress of my sister's journey to Aukland. She's done the Manchester to Dubai leg, changed at Dubai and is now about half an hour from landing at Singapore. Enthralling. Much more exciting than a blog about somebody's experiences in the witness protection programme any day!


Tum-te-tum.... Waiting on the tarmac at Changi right now! (12.17).... 28 hour journey in total. That means losing over a whole day. In that day, imagine the things that could be achieved. All those episodes of Will and Grace on repeat.

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