Monday 11 February 2008

Stoneybridge!

Back in August, when it was pissing down all the time, I wrote this post about Stornoway, which is somewhere in the Hebrides - inner, outer, shake it all about er... Anyway, I thought nothing of it until I got this rather charming comment on it at the end of January.

Anonymous said...

listen u sad fuck i live in stornoway and i had the misfortune to cum across your stupid pointless website and i wish i had not. y would u tell people to fone this number and ask for a kebeb when its a bloody chinese u dope! get ur facts rite in future and the pubs are open on a sunday all of them and i pay my tv license so i am entitled to see the weather where i live. and unlike english people we all dont eat fat foods ie kebebs all the time!

27 January, 2008 14:52


Gosh, some people get so upset about things that they forget how to read and write properly! So I left a response, expressing my concern that an innocent post on my humble little blog would cause such upset in one of the town's residents. I left it at that.

Now, saddo that I am, and I am, really - I claim to be nothing else - I check my web stats and I see this:

Stornoway1

And when I look at the referring urls, I see this:

Stornoway2

Now it's not that obvious, but there are a lot of people linking to the Stornoway post from the Bebo member. Fuck knows what Bebo is, but the member is somebody who goes by the name (and I know I shouldn't do it) "Reenie Reenster". I have no idea who Reenie is, where he/she is, but I'd LOVE to know who they are and why so many people are visiting my blog from his/her Bebo page.

But NO! I refuse to get involved with another social networking site.

I wonder if they're saying nice things about me....

I wonder if they communicate in txt spk.

Weird eh? But there are more and more visits being referred from this profile as I type.

I may have to get Piggy and Garfer to intervene on my behalf, I'm sure they can communicate with Livid of Lewis. I'm sure they can't be as bad as the Alabama bible bashers who come to get me every now and again.


Edit: I knew it was coming!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are fucking shithead, there isnt anything wrong with Stornoway ACTUALLY! and to thikersoid, the "sing songy" accent you maybe heard when you phoned up the chinese takeaway was a chinese accent, you fucking retard. AND whats wrong with all the good weather we get? I dont get how some people are so retarded. And sniffy, fuck off will you! You are the sad one for writing blogs about things like this when really you could get up off your arse and do something productive and worthwhile. GRRRR im annoyed at you and your stupid opinions, keep them to yourself if its gonna be shite that comes out.

13 February, 2008 19:50

Does this tit really think that Tickersoid actually goes back to read the comments on a post from August last year? Tosser.

Can we go on a day trip to Stornoway to meet its oh-so-eloquent inhabitants? Piggy, rev up the Scenic!



Spasmodic
Why is it that I can't make a cup of coffee without my hand having a spaz attack as I'm trying to spoon coffee into the mug? The number of times I inexplicably throw the stuff all over the worktop. So annoying.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay! First again!

Believe me, the folks from Stornoway are fucking mongs. The inbeeding has made them that way.

I'm sure I've mentioned before that they can't speak properly, all have the same tooth missing and are, generally, regarded as the retards of Scotland.

I'm quite convinced txt spk originated there.

The fucking half-wits.

Anonymous said...

Wicker Man tendencies are prevalent in Stornoway. It comes from all that inbreeding, black pudding, and free Presbyterianism.

I wouldn't visit if I were you. They'll burn you alive and stuff the charred remains in lightly toasted pitta breads.

Anonymous said...

They're all fucking mad! They won't leave me alone. Bunch of cunts.

Anonymous said...

Fucking right we will burn you alive!!

Sniffy, you look rather inbred yourself, what, is your mum and dad brother and sister by any chance?

Lewis and harris, infact the whole outer hebrides has some of the most amazing scenery in the world, and a beach that was voted in the top 10 beaches of the world. This is a fantastic place and im glad people like you dont come and spoil it (i.e English cunts)

Anonymous said...

Voted top ten in the world by people who've never left the Hebrides because they can't get rabies vaccinations, most probably. Who said that Harris and Lewis weren't nice anyway? I certainly didn't. Did you bother to read my post at all?

They find my blog so hurtful, yet they keep coming back.

Foxtrot romeo oscar, dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Ooh er missus!

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to say that the image of you flinging coffee all over the kitchen had me in hysterics. I know, I know, I'm laughing at you and not with you, but still...

Anonymous said...

P.S. I'm glad to see the Stornoway brigade has started to use capital letters and punctuation. They're coming along quite nicely, aren't they - I wonder who's been helping them?

Anonymous said...

It's been a struggle, but I think they've been taking some of the subtle hints I've been dropping in my responses to their comments.

Anonymous said...

Sniffy,

I can't quite believe you have the audacity to speak about Stornoway in such a way.

We're not inbreeds, or retards or anything like that. We're just a small community.

With regards to Religious beliefs. YES, the Church is a big part of a lot of the islanders lives but, like anywhere else, there are the people that don't go to church.

You're just like every other pathetic, small minded person that thinks they know it all.

Anonymous said...

Who said they were inbreds, was it me? I don't think so.

Who mentioned their church-going habits, was it me? I don't think so.

So please, read what I've written before having a go at me. I respond to and slag off the people who come to this blog and have a go at me. I never made a derogatory comment about Stornoway or its people, just a comment about how the place seems to get overexposure on the BBC weather report. Nothing else.

So kindly fuck off.

Anonymous said...

And another thing; anonymous comments. Do these people really think I give a fuck who they are or what pseudonym they might choose? Do they think I'll hunt them down and kill them in a frenzied attack?

For goodness sake, grow the fuck up.