Is she fucking stupid? Is she deliberately doing a tour of all the places on the planet with the worst human rights records? Daft cow. I understand that if she makes it through her stint in the Far East unscathed, she has a job lined up in Stornoway where she'll be teaching the local kids how to spell, use capital letters and punctuation properly. Failure will lead to her being burned alive in a giant wicker teddybear on the beach.
She looks like the sort of person who should be on the cheese counter at Asda. I certainly wouldn't trust her with anything that requires more responsibility than wrapping stuff in plastic and sticking a barcode label on it.
Some people eh?
At the mall on a diet pill
Sniffy is excited!
My favourite band, The B52s, have a new single out. Funplex, the album of the same name is out in March and I can't wait. They've not recorded an album since 1992, so this is long awaited.
The band members have always looked a bit dodgy, but they're looking almost embalmed these days. In fact, their heads look stuck on in that photo. Still, the new single is great, so I have high hopes that album will be worth the wait too.
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Coo, doesn't she look like a Barbie/Sindy doll?
Corset girl from the B52's not the cheese counter teacher.
Kate Pierson, the woman you refer to, also owns a motel in upstate New York called Kate's Lazy Meadow. I'd love to stay there sometime.
Now, now, Sniffmeister. You KNOW that they always release a decent single from the album to entice you to buy the full album.
Which is usually then shite.
Saying that, I quite like the B52's too, so I hope it's not shite.
That stupid 'teacher'. You're quite right. Although I think she should be working in the 99p store.
She's not even worthy of a job at B&M Bargains.
Why do people feel the need to go and help the poor heathens in hot places? Why can't they just stay at home?
Gillian is a total munter. I hope the Chinese keep her.
I used to groove on down to Love Shack until I lost my mojo.
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