Curious

There are some queer people out there.

And then there are some who pretend not to be queer when they are, and some who like the idea of being queer, but are straight.

Dawn Porter, "investigative" journalist extraordinaire, is basically a bit of a slapper; she loves men and claims to be a very sexual person. She claims also to be very straight, but she questions whether she might be a touch lesbian because she once had a threesome with a straight couple. Wanting to explore her sexuality fully, she decided to spend a month living with three gay women in their flat to see if any of their queerness would rub off on her... quite literally.

She was taken to the hottest lesbian bars by her new friends but came out stunned that none of the lesbians were remotely interested in her. I'm surprised that none of her temporary flatmates pointed out the fact that she was obviously straight, and quite unattractive - her long, painted fingernails an instant turn off with any gay woman. But what amazed me was her attitude that she could attract the interest of a lesbian because surely, all lesbians want the challenge of turning a straight girl?

Well no, there's nothing worse than "straight girls" who want to fuck around and try a bit of gay sex behind their boyfriends' backs, so anybody with half a brain would steer well clear.

But anyway, that was her for you. Surprisingly, she didn't pull, and basically, she was only curious about sex with women because she seems to be a bit of a slag who's exhausted the male population of London.