Actually, we love the idea of stuff that comes out of your bum. I for one am simply trying to figure out if you mean something simple like poo or something more interesting like . . say . . post-drunken-sex-binge "i'll try it just this once" cum-dribbles.
Which, by the way, are normally accompanied by cries of "Oww!! We are NEVER doing that again. Now get me a wet towel and tuck that stray kidney back up inside me!"
17 comments:
You've been reading Popbitch Haventcha?
Stuff up my cat would be funnier.
Do you think they'd appreciate the pick of my car on a cat?
Fireworks in my cats arse... that'd be funny.
No Piggy, in your case it would be cum on my cat!
Dirty
cunts
Howabout Cat on a Stick? Nah, that's not even funny is it. Cat on a Kebab?
How about stuff up my bum? Or... stuff that comes out of my bum - now that's a winner that one.
Do you know it's been exactly a year since Sam Blacks last post?
And now it seems you're on the wane...
Perhaps she suddenly became loved up and happy and thus rejected her loser blogging chums (me and you at the time).
I am NOT on the wane, simply less prolific.
I'm still a loser.
You're NOT a loser.
I saw a real dalek in Cardiff on Saturday.
and here I thought only kids do that sorta mean stuff to the kitty babies.
That hillarious. How do you suppose they got the cats to sit still for all of that? My cat wouldn't have it.
Wane
Gosh! Who would've thought one could put so much stuff on a cat. Actually, who would've thought a cat would put up with it. Lazy little bastards...
he, he.
I take it no one liked my idea of stuff that comes out of my bum?
Actually, we love the idea of stuff that comes out of your bum. I for one am simply trying to figure out if you mean something simple like poo or something more interesting like . . say . . post-drunken-sex-binge "i'll try it just this once" cum-dribbles.
Which, by the way, are normally accompanied by cries of "Oww!! We are NEVER doing that again. Now get me a wet towel and tuck that stray kidney back up inside me!"
Pray tell . . to which kind were you referring?
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