OHMYFUCKINGGOD!! There is absolutely NO WAY ON EARTH I would share lodging accomodations like that with my coworkers, unless we all got tagged for cooking the books and ended up as cellmates in the penn. Seriously, I think our prisionors have more room and less cellmates than that! To have someone's sticky feet by your head like that, ugh!
Luckily the outside and common areas are nice. You'd probably end up finding me asleep on that sofa every morning instead of in that cell. Seriously, monks have more legroom than that!
I think the photos of the lounge were ridiculously flattering. None of the furniture was remotely comfortable. I should've taken a photo of the shower, but I'm going to bear the scars for long enough without having a photographic record to keep reminding me of it.
Well, it passed all safety regulations so that's what matters. The fact that the showers were probably harbouring Legionella is a completely different matter.
We could rent it out for a special blogger Most Haunted night. We'd certainly all be haunted by the experience for a long, long time afterwards.
Oh, I used the wordpress gallery thing to add those three thumbnails and it always puts a massive space at the bottom. No idea why.
I'll get there.
Oh, and it's Saturday on Saturday. Isn't that the day you restore those posts from October to December and do those upgrades? It's usually a Saturday that you're supposed to do them, isn't it?
I would have eaten as many baked beans as I possibly could and then proceeded to fart in that bedroom all night. That's wrong, just plain old wrong to think people want to sleep in quarters like that.
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OHMYFUCKINGGOD!! There is absolutely NO WAY ON EARTH I would share lodging accomodations like that with my coworkers, unless we all got tagged for cooking the books and ended up as cellmates in the penn. Seriously, I think our prisionors have more room and less cellmates than that! To have someone's sticky feet by your head like that, ugh!
Luckily the outside and common areas are nice. You'd probably end up finding me asleep on that sofa every morning instead of in that cell. Seriously, monks have more legroom than that!
I think the photos of the lounge were ridiculously flattering. None of the furniture was remotely comfortable. I should've taken a photo of the shower, but I'm going to bear the scars for long enough without having a photographic record to keep reminding me of it.
Seriously, how on earth was this even legal? There is no way that your employer could have gotten away with this without a lawsuit.
Well, it passed all safety regulations so that's what matters. The fact that the showers were probably harbouring Legionella is a completely different matter.
Oh my fucking gawd!
I'd have refused to stay there.
You've still not quite got the hang of adding the pics correctly, have you?
We could rent it out for a special blogger Most Haunted night. We'd certainly all be haunted by the experience for a long, long time afterwards.
Oh, I used the wordpress gallery thing to add those three thumbnails and it always puts a massive space at the bottom. No idea why.
I'll get there.
Oh, and it's Saturday on Saturday. Isn't that the day you restore those posts from October to December and do those upgrades? It's usually a Saturday that you're supposed to do them, isn't it?
Yes, yes. Saturday. Indeed.
Haven't you got panties to wash? Is February in a couple of days. It usually February when you wash them, isn't it?
Cunt.
I'm doing them tonight instead. CUNT!
I bet they dissolve.
Some must've done: I'm sure I put loads in, but only one pair came out.
I was actually wondering when things were going to be finished on the Sniffytastic homepage myself.
Okay, okay. I get the massive and unsubtle hints.
Thy will be done.
On, erm, Saturday.
That's the kind of house mad axe murderers break into at night. I've seen more dalubrious Youth Hostels.
Is your hair by any chance shorter than it was before your visit?
Really, that's only half a house Garfer.
I would have eaten as many baked beans as I possibly could and then proceeded to fart in that bedroom all night. That's wrong, just plain old wrong to think people want to sleep in quarters like that.
I don't need beans to make me fart, and bear in mind they took us for a lovely curry one evening....
It wasn't the best accommodation I've ever stayed in, it's for Christians afterall, but the bed was surprisingly comfortable.
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