A couple of swigs of cheap plonk on an empty stomach and I go completely off my tits.
Arsehole.
Anyway, to save me getting into further trouble, I thought it best to post some photos. Aaaahhh, I feel myself stepping back into the light.
The Grand Canyon
It's a deep long hole with a river running through it. One... two... three.... JUMP!
Wonder Woman's Helicopter
Yes, the delish superheroine is alive and living at the Grand Canyon shuttle site. She was off doing dirty bitch things with her truth lasso, so I didn't actually see her unfortunately, but she'd left her helicopter parked there.
Yeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaw Cowgirl
I had a strange experience with a card trickster at this ranch, but this cowgirl made me go a bit whatsit when she beckoned me over as I took this photo. She thought I was taking a picture of the horse, for fuck's sake. The horse is called Jackson, and he smells a bit like a horse. I'm sure the cowgirl did too, but you'd let her off for that.
Actually, she looks a bit rough on this photo, but it wasn't her teeth I was looking at.
Fremont Street Experience
Look at these nasty pieces of work!
Imagine coming across any of these on a dark night. What a thought, or several...
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