The nappies will contain a number of innovative electronic devices that enable mums to measure not only things like volume of wee and weight of poo, but the in-built GPS device will track the little tykes as they wriggle about in their cots. Each iPood comes at a cost of £300, and despite entering an already saturated market, Apple are confident that iPoods will sell well amongst their target group. Market research carried out in the Chorlton area of Manchester, specifically amongst parents carrying copies of the Guardian, seems to suggest that certain people will indeed be happy to pay for the iPood, so long as it's fully biodegradable and some of the profits go towards the Make Poverty History campaign.
What does the "i" in Apple things stand for anyway? I'm going for "incomplete" because their stuff always has stuff missing, like logic and intuitiveness.
No such thing as a free lunch
But I'm getting a free tea tomorrow! Yay, my department at the Moonlighting Drugs Testing Company (who I haven't done any work for in ages) is paying for dinner for all its staff members, and I'm invited! Yummeeee.
What's Facebook all about then? I was invited to start a Facebook profile back in January, and now more and more people are getting them. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be - eNetworking apparently.
Blimey!
This photo was featured on the BBC news website's "your pictures" section today. Vicious little bastard. You see how its violent tendencies have been passed to its offspring? Little shit is attacking its own sibling.
Snatch Snatch
I don't like using my laptop unless I have my knickers on. Imagine getting a pube caught in a vent.
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Sniffy with no knickers? Oh my goodness! Is it getting warm in here or is it just me?
I know what you mean about the facebook phenomenon. I got sucked in this week. I doubt I'll use it for much - I have enough problems keeping track of work/home emails, and my blogs...
Getting a pube jammed in the DVD drive would be even worse.
I told you geese are evil.
I'm going for a free tea too soon,courtesy of someone special.
Grab all you can.
I know I will.
Better than getting your clit burned by an exploding battery
Erm, did you make a habit of surfing au naturel before you got your laptop? You kinky devil, you.
Pubes... who has pubes nowadays - take it down to the wood? The only problem with is what Convict said.
I think my cat is going to vomit on my chair.
Research was done fairly recently which concluded that men were dramatically lowering their sperm counts by using laptops on their laps for any lengthy period of time.
Boil-in-the-bag.
This really is true.
*wishes laptops were invented years ago*
I suppose that working on your laptop 'au naturel' would be another incentive for a Brazillian wax job. Go on, I know you want to try it!!
Yeah, I know I'm late, but I just wanted to say that I like swans. I don't think they can be vicious enough!
As long as they're not vicious to me, that is.
As for the pube thing: It's a good job tape players are obsolete now. Imagine getting your pubes caught in one of the rapidly spinning spindle-things!
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