Well, if you're me, you get agony.
I had a terrible toilet experience yesterday when I tried to pass something hedgehog-sized through my starfish - the fit is not good and I don't seem to be very flexible in that department. I was left in a cold sweat, gripping the nearby radiator for support.
A truly terrible experience.
Makes you wonder why people are fixated by putting things up their arses that really shouldn't go up there.
Numpties
Why do people see fit to vandalise things? On a couple of journeys to and from Manchester, I've noticed about 3 bus shelters and 2 telephone boxes that have had their glass totally destroyed in mindless acts of violence.
In cases like these Sniffy Justice would decree that the perpetrator would be forced to kick in their own windows, car windscreen and widescreen TV sets. Their mugshots would then be enlarged to poster sized and displayed in the repaired bus shelters.
Dickheads.
I'm not sure why this bothers me because I wouldn't be seen dead near a bus shelter or in a phone box, but it just really gets my goat up.
I hate my colleague: part the millionth
I have this colleague who I hate, I won't go into all the reasons why, but I just do. Readers of this blog will know that I am a well-balanced individual and that I don't take a dislike to things easily, so you'll agree that this person must be a complete cunt to have gotten me into this state.
She's started to do this thing whereby she'll do a "reply to all" to any e-mail that gets sent to all members of the team. It's her way of doing a "me Miss, I know, this is what I'm going to do" suck up thing. I could slap her for it.
Today's was regarding some national shite conference. An e-mail had gone around from our line manager to ask if anybody was going and colleague did a reply to all that stated: "Yes, I've already booked on, sent the study leave form and payment request off in January and had confirmation of booking - must have been keen!"
Yes, she must've been keen, but must she also be a prize fucking arsehole, suck-up, shitbag TIT?
E-mails get sent round for all sorts of things, she knows we all get them, but she sends them round to all of us again, just for good measure. Tis getting right on my tits.
Wanker.
Tomorrow
19 comments:
Don't know what you're like in bed Sniffy but you do enough moaning when you're stood up.
Phone looks shite.
Whenever I visit your site it crashes my browser - but only when I click away. I'm afraid I'm doomed, err, blessed, to be stuck here for eternity.
Anyway, is that the 6111, are you getting the girlie pink one?
Mine should be that colour Ed. I've no idea what the hell is going on here, but it's annoying that people are having problems with this site.
So what exacly did you put up your starfish that was hedgehog sized then? The way you wrote it makes it sound like you did.
As for that phone, sorry to disappoint you but it's had some truly awful reviews - i'll email a link to you that you might find interesting reading... although it's probably too late.
*prepares to read 16,000,000 posts complaining how shit her phone is over the next three months*
Wimmin really ought not to be allowed anywhere near technology.
Oh and hello trump! I'm itching to ask if you have any chaffed knees lately.
Crap just got Mrs Edwaado that one.
New phone???
Been there with the poo. I swear that it really is worse than labour!
I always hated the suck-ups as well. They have to suck up because they are incompetent!
I hate the vandalizers more than the Reply All'ers, but they're both going to Hell.
It's a confirmed fact.
Don't get chaffed knees, I'm an expert.
Ask Sniffy.
I end up representing the window breakers in court.
Hopefully boss is smart enough to see through thoroughly annoying co-worker's jackass behaviour.
Can I borrow your hedgehog? You've given me an idea.
I hate to think how many man hours are wasted by having to read and delete 'to all' emails that don't apply to you.
A nice sturdy phone there Sniff.
Perfect for gripping during hedgehog passing moments!
Radiator gripping?
Arsehole coleagues?
Hope the new phone compensates (although the former is quite pleasurable, in its way).
I started to count all the anal references in this post, but something stuck in my craw and I couldn't count any higher, the pain in me arse was...
Oh, never mind. I'm getting downright insulted that just because I guessed who your lady friend was right off the bat you have NOT been to my blog in ages. Bitch.
Wonder if the phone will fit better?
I have problems with this site all all but only when I try and access it from home. Seems fine at work. At home it says something about an active X and crashes my browser.
Do you think you might have arse grapes?
Some people just need to be smacked.
You're very perceptive about the "reply to all" colleague. That'd shit me to tears!
I hope you didn't pull the radiator off the wall?
And, just to be contrary, I don't have any problems accessing or exiting your site. Except for that annoying pop-up thing (that, luckily, always gets blocked).
y'know, i've been wondering lately, 'you don't see much of that sniffy girl on p&t anymore. i wonder if she died of cancer?'which can also be read as "i wonder how that person i've never mets' tit is doing?'
so i come here to lurk and maybe see are you dead or what, and i get a crusty old starfish, with, and a hedgehog, big, with spiny poky things, and butts, and big poo,and just oh my god.
so congratulations for not being dead or having cancer!
and get more bulk in your diet.
ew, sympathies on the hedgehog/starfish convergence. Moments like that bring us face-to-face with our very mortality, don't you think? *shudder*
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