How fucking annoying is it when you're essentially being chased down the stairs by somebody going way too fast for 7.15am? It gets right on my tits. Stop fucking harrassing people who need to go at a particular and unwavering pace in order that they don't get vertigo from the stripiness of the steps! It's not as if I daudle, for goodness sake; I just descend the stairs at a normal pace that wouldn't induce a nosebleed in your average curly-haired NHS employee.
Tossers.
And then you get harrassed as you drive out of the car park at the end of the day. Is it really necessary (or indeed wise) to drive over 40mph in a multistorey car park? Clearly if you drive a Jaguar and look like one of the extras from Prisoner Cell Block H. Stupid twat.
Some people are just maniacs.
Chester Zoo in pet blow-up dolls scandal!
Just look at the filth they're peddling in the corner of the gift shop at "Zoological Gardens, Chester". Dirty, dirty bastards.
Otto was shocked and appalled.
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Hey thats my mat!
Indeed dirty bastards, especially those who buy them for their pets. You bloody fruit.
Hmm.
Are 'stares' the same as 'stairs'?
Thick cunt.
*stares*
Hmmm methinks its subconsious stares.
Have you ever been stared at the stairs sniff? eh? eh?
I'm so thick! I cannot believe I managed to get that so wrong throughout the entire post.
Dipshit. That's me.
Dipshit. Thats you!
And SID.
interesting post you got there! In todays world it's all about GO Go GO
Fucking hell! Where are all the new people appearing from?
Note to new people: She's not always so thick.
What new people? WHO, WHERE?
Will Powers and Ship Creak - We've never noticed them before.
Hello you two, by the way.
Are they fresh enough to gossip about or start rumours?
Piggy and Tazzy -
Don't be confused, Ship Creak is a dear old friend.
Aak
Ship's been around for YEARS!
Okay, so I havent been paying attention then.
Are they 'victim' material?
Who are the thick cunts now eh?
P&T
thats
who.
Look at that they even admit it.
Stupid
cunts
*smites SID*
Yay, I love a good smiting before bedtime!
No one noticed dawdle?
Anyway, I thought you got the bus from the car park?
Could we have a brief discourse regarding the current situation in the NHS vis a vie the number of staff being placed on benefits?
I noticed dawdle, but I usually chalk spelling errors up to the British/American spelling differences. How would I know if daudle isn't the way it's spelled across the pond? Kind of like arse/ass.
I know what you mean about the asswipes that run down steps, Sniff - we have fire drills at our school and have to yell constantly at the idiot children who want to run all the way down. It doesn't help that we're housed in a 7-story building this year until our school is renovated.
BTW - cute pictures in your last post, especially the last. Lucky girls!
I always take the lift at work.
To the first floor.
I justify this because I usually go to the gym in the mornings before work and I want to conserve the rest of my energy for slacking.
This photo illustrates how ligers and tigons are created.
I can pretty well guess, but I still wonder what exactly a "tosser" is.
more kittie pics please.
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