OK, I thought for the sake of common decency that it was best to move the picutre of my injured bosom to here. You sad bastards.
Right, there it is. Nice and crumpled because I'd just got out of bed when I took this. No doubt the bruising will get worse over the coming days and this might present a blogging spectacular, but this my friends is all you're going to see. I think it's way too much anyway.
Right, there it is. Nice and crumpled because I'd just got out of bed when I took this. No doubt the bruising will get worse over the coming days and this might present a blogging spectacular, but this my friends is all you're going to see. I think it's way too much anyway.
I'm actually feeling OK, although it's quite painful when I try to do star jumps. I've also been a bit tired, but I think this is just a hangover from the anaesthetic and a couple of painkillers I took last night.
I'm off to Norfolkland to finish my recuperation. I'll be fine to drive so long as I don't do any emergency stops.
While I'm away, feel free to leave requests for songs of the week - I can also put up different categories, but I won't be doing opera. Any suggestions for Patsy Kline, Andrew Lloyd Webber or Jennifer Rush will result in your house being burnt down. So think on and look sharp.
26 comments:
First again!
Yay Sniffy's pap!
*vomits*
Have a good time in Norfolk and don't forget our stick of rock and drive carefully.
xxx
You're so charming. I could've e-mailed you the full frontal. That would've got your kidney throbbing.
Norfolk will be nice, thanks. I don't think I'll be bothering with risky overtaking manoeuvers this time - my stitches can't take the g-forces.
How long will you be away? So we don't worry, you know.
BTW, nice boob, there. Imagine it's quite dazzling when not bandaged.
'burn your house down'
You sounded real Welsh then.
Have a nice recoup' BTW.
ouch! take care!
Sniffy, you inconsiderate git... taking off to recoup. Have fun and who am I going to talk to this weekend?
Take care Sniff.
Nice tit. Youcan be proud, really an ugly fucker covering the nipple.
Excellent norks! Er, nork. Nork? And Uncle Otto, too. Utterly delightful.
Olaf
Should be back on Sunday at some point so I'll catch you then April?
Shifty - it's better bandaged, believe me.
Don't forget to send your requests in, or you'll have to suffer my music and I'll set it to autoplay too.
Duznt look too bad actually.
Though I think having your nipple surgically replaced with Uncle Otto was perhaps a mistake.
I,ve always enjoyed being presented with a nork first thing in't morn', but not in that condition.
Have fun in tractorland.
Haha - we like Tickersoids new gravatar! Fucking poof!
Yes, enjoy the tractors. I hear they look great from underneath.
And be careful not to cause a multiple car pile-up in all that bad weather.
Especially now that your inbuilt airbags are a bit defective.
Do we get a prezzie on your return (like a stick of rock, not a little brown fish)?
How about a soiled dressing? Actually, I'm rather disappointed at the total lack of seepage from my wound; I really wanted to make use of those breast pads.
I've just been sent 4 king sized Twixes by one of the lesbians. Those women are so competitive when out on the pull: it's not enough that my breast is out of action, they're trying to make me even fatter so as to reduce any chance I had of pulling. Bastards.
But I thought it was a requirement for lesbo's to be fat?
The only one's I've ever seen pulling are those massive big fat ones, with the cropped/bleached hair.
Ah, that might be your problem. Your hair isn't short enough.
Your arse is within pulling limits though.
Nah, there are some really skinny ones too - these tend to be the ones that go through therapy every time they break up with somebody. Not that I'm one to generalise or anything.
You should come to Cardiff. In a gay club recently I was amazed at how many 'lipstick' lesbians there are these days. Only a few of them looked like they were about to walk Hadrians Wall.
I think i'd like some ALW just so you will come to Texas for a visit. :-) Couldn't be much worse than what happened in my neighborhood yesterday(human smuggling ring found).
OY. There's nothing wrong with walking Hadrian's wall - I was thinking of doing it myself, this summer.
Those 'lipstick lesbians' were in fact straight girls come in for the superior music and atmosphere.
god, I can't believe P&T pressured you into it after all. Can't a girl have any privacy?
your poor boobie! Very nice presentation though :-)
You brazen hussy!
Guesses at a 'D'
Nice bandage!
Corr! That's a fancy plaster!
One tit and I'm helpless.
I'm honing my insults.
I'm bored.
Did they not have any Mickey Mouse plasters?
I'm clutching my breast in sympathy! Hope ya heal soon :)
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