Fruity

I like fruit. I'm a big fruit fan. This doesn't mean that I don't like puddings and chocolates too (more), but fruit is good.

There are loads of sweets ("candy" to you lot) out there that purportedly have fruit flavours. Excuse me, but I beg to differ. Have you ever eaten an orange-flavoured boiled sweet? Does it taste anything like an orange? No.

Could you imagine if you peeled a lovely juicy orange (washed your hands quickly to prevent the juice from causing the skin between your fingers to sting and burn) and tasted one of the segments to find that it had the flavour of a boiled sweet or wine gum? That'd be fucking horrible beyond belief. Eeeeeuuuuuwwwww. No, that would be plain WRONG.

Boiled sweets are pretty crap anyway. Whenever people go on holiday to Spain or Greece, they return to work with HUGE bags of fruit-flavoured boiled sweets to inflict extra punishment onto their colleagues who can't afford foreign holidays. I wish they'd just go to Tesco and get a bumper pack of Miniature Heros - something worth removing the wrapper for, i.e. Cadbury's chocolate-based sweets, none of your boiled sugar crap.


Bored
It's weird how I can discuss things in meetings; tell people about stuff; explain policies, procedures. But when I'm asked to do a small bit of work that means that I have to write a document about exactly the same things, I can't bring myself to do it. I find it so tedious that I have to really force myself to hit each individual key to get the letters down. I think in the back of my mind, I'm wondering what on earth people want to know about this stuff for, it's hardly of earth-shattering interest to anybody.

It must be part of some mechanism for population thought control; like torturous hypnosis where you're made to repeat the same thing over, and over, and over again. With so many people employed in the public sector, and with most of these people living in key political seats, it's hardly surprising that the Government sees the imposition of endless directives and tick-box exercises as an ideal method for brainwashing a huge section of electorate. Intelligent people become unable to think for themselves because, day after day, they are made to reiterate policies that rain down on them from Government departments. They are never able to ask "Why?", or feed back up to the top with their own ideas.

Patricia Hewitt is a highly intelligent woman, the cream of the crop. The Department of Health and NHS are safe in her capable hands. She's doing such a fantastic job.



The cheek on it!
Gosh, somebody who is attending a course here in the centre has just nipped in to our staff loo. Hope she's not passing a solid in there. Cheeky thing.


Do you think somebody should tell him?
Look at this dick:

This is a chap called Rio Ferdinand. He's an arrogant big-head, who thinks he can play football. For some reason, he's allowed to represent England on the international stage.

Now, look at this:

I rest my case.