I remember Loz using that on middle class parents, and it's just as appropriate for those pious pricks Radiohead. Why? Because they won't be playing Glastonbury this year because it's really bad for the environment to have all those revellers travelling there by car since there's no public transport to the place.
Oh fuck off! For fuck's sake!!
I have no opinions on Radiohead's music, I don't know much about the band members - they seem fairly down to earth from all accounts - but give us a fucking break from all your bloody preaching.
Why do these people have to turn what's the highlight of a lot of peoples' year (not mine, it looks like my idea of hell) into an opportunity to get on their fucking soapbox? If you're not going to play at the festival, just say so, or do like me, say nothing, I'm not playing either and you don't get a song and dance announcement about it!
Could you imagine it? Sniffy has announced that she won't be going to Antigua this year.
G-O-D!!!!
Makes me grind my teeth.
Easy open
Do you ever buy rice in those plastic bags that come with the little adhesive label to fasten the bag once it's been opened? I think these bags are part of some conspiracy by a total bunch of bastards who are laughing at us. Why? Well, the bags are made of fairly brittle plastic and sealed with the strongest adhesive on the planet so you struggle to open them, pulling so hard that the bag splits, rendering the sticky "easy-reseal" label totally useless.
Yet another of life's little disappointments that contribute to an overall depression that makes you hate the world.
You get some of these poor bastards in third world countries where day to day living is a struggle, where getting water can be a struggle, where they're vulnerable to disease, famine, war. They may aspire to the trappings of our lives and what would they get if they attained those aspirations? They'd get depressed at how shit stuff is.
Bags of rice ruining your day, for fuck's sake. Pathetic.
Spaghetti girls
Following my disparaging review of straight girls going gay last week, particularly Dawn Porter's attempts at pulling a lesbian, it pleased me to hear this term in this week's L Word.
Some girls are "spaghetti girls": straight until they get wet.
Dirty bitches in that show, I tell you!
Retail therapy
I'm getting a new laptop, yay! While I was tempted to buy a Macbook Air - for a nanosecond - I figured I'd need something that would be slightly more use than a very thin door wedge, so I've gone for a midrange Dell, which might or might not be OK. We shall see.
Thursday, 28 February 2008
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
That's what she said
That's a reference to the US version of TV sitcom The Office, which is infinitely more watchable than the UK version that starred Ricky Gervais, who is Ricky Gervais in whatever he appears in. This wouldn't be a bad thing if he wasn't such an annoying twat, but Gervais's presence in anything makes me want to pull my skin off from the eyelids down.
Despite Gervais being executive producer on the American version of the show, The US Office is brilliant in comparison to its British counterpart. And it's actually funny, hilarious in fact.
And it's pure coincidence that I discovered that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant are getting together to write a film. No doubt Gervais will be playing... Ricky Gervais.
Turd.
Maybe he's born with it
Andy Burnham is MP for Leigh and also Culture Secretary. I don't know much about him, but check out his lashes!
Well, it was Andy's job to announce that plans for a supercasino here in Manchesterford have been scrappy dood. Some people (the city council) are furious that the deprived area of Beswick (where the big Asda, City of Manchester Stadium and National Cycling Centre have been built) will now not benefit from the hundreds of jobs that the casino would've brought to the area, along with organised crime and gambling problems. Instead, the area will get a few million quid investment for new "houses" that nobody who lives there can afford to buy.
Life Hacker
Trump spends many hours looking at LifeHacker. The Show us your go bag section invites readers to show the insides of their satchels, rucksacks, etc. These being techno geeks, you can imagine the contents:
Caaaaaaalm
Rocky is impossible to comb. He has issues with combs and grooming implements in general. It's because of this that his groomer was instructed to take his fur right off when he came to clip him last week; the result is a bearded rat with big eyebrows.
I've ordered him some herbal relaxants from Petmeds online. Perhaps if we can settle him before ordeal by comb, he might start to get used to it. Or so I thought.
I got home from work today to find the dog bouncing about, having destroyed whatever package had arrived, with no sign of its contents. I spent an hour trying to find Rocky's medication and was puzzled at the dog's persistent bouncing - surely he should be calmer if he'd swallowed all that herbal valium? Most probably, but it turned out that he'd just shredded at padded envelope that he'd found lying around.
Little shit.
Top comedy put downs
Apparently the top 20 or so comedy put downs of all time have been published. I can't imagine how hard that must've been.
That's what she said.
Despite Gervais being executive producer on the American version of the show, The US Office is brilliant in comparison to its British counterpart. And it's actually funny, hilarious in fact.
And it's pure coincidence that I discovered that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant are getting together to write a film. No doubt Gervais will be playing... Ricky Gervais.
Turd.
Maybe he's born with it
Andy Burnham is MP for Leigh and also Culture Secretary. I don't know much about him, but check out his lashes!
Well, it was Andy's job to announce that plans for a supercasino here in Manchesterford have been scrappy dood. Some people (the city council) are furious that the deprived area of Beswick (where the big Asda, City of Manchester Stadium and National Cycling Centre have been built) will now not benefit from the hundreds of jobs that the casino would've brought to the area, along with organised crime and gambling problems. Instead, the area will get a few million quid investment for new "houses" that nobody who lives there can afford to buy.
Life Hacker
Trump spends many hours looking at LifeHacker. The Show us your go bag section invites readers to show the insides of their satchels, rucksacks, etc. These being techno geeks, you can imagine the contents:
- PDA
- MP3 player
- Moleskine notebook
- Laptop
- Digital camera
- Big headphones (never standard in-ear ones)
- iAnythings
- 2 PDAs (Palm TX and an iPaq)
- Palm cable
- Credit card toolkit
- Creative Zen MP3 player
- 2 notebooks (one Moleskine)
- Work mobile phone (usually drained of battery power)
- 4GB flash drive
- 2GB flash drive
- Pen, automatic pencil
- Pair of gloves
- 14 tissues
- 2 Tampax tampons
- 4 ibuprofen tables
- Nail clippers
- 5 sachets of sugar
- Work ID card
- Carmex lip balm
Caaaaaaalm
Rocky is impossible to comb. He has issues with combs and grooming implements in general. It's because of this that his groomer was instructed to take his fur right off when he came to clip him last week; the result is a bearded rat with big eyebrows.
I've ordered him some herbal relaxants from Petmeds online. Perhaps if we can settle him before ordeal by comb, he might start to get used to it. Or so I thought.
I got home from work today to find the dog bouncing about, having destroyed whatever package had arrived, with no sign of its contents. I spent an hour trying to find Rocky's medication and was puzzled at the dog's persistent bouncing - surely he should be calmer if he'd swallowed all that herbal valium? Most probably, but it turned out that he'd just shredded at padded envelope that he'd found lying around.
Little shit.
Top comedy put downs
Apparently the top 20 or so comedy put downs of all time have been published. I can't imagine how hard that must've been.
That's what she said.
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Curious
There are some queer people out there.
And then there are some who pretend not to be queer when they are, and some who like the idea of being queer, but are straight.
Dawn Porter, "investigative" journalist extraordinaire, is basically a bit of a slapper; she loves men and claims to be a very sexual person. She claims also to be very straight, but she questions whether she might be a touch lesbian because she once had a threesome with a straight couple. Wanting to explore her sexuality fully, she decided to spend a month living with three gay women in their flat to see if any of their queerness would rub off on her... quite literally.
She was taken to the hottest lesbian bars by her new friends but came out stunned that none of the lesbians were remotely interested in her. I'm surprised that none of her temporary flatmates pointed out the fact that she was obviously straight, and quite unattractive - her long, painted fingernails an instant turn off with any gay woman. But what amazed me was her attitude that she could attract the interest of a lesbian because surely, all lesbians want the challenge of turning a straight girl?
Well no, there's nothing worse than "straight girls" who want to fuck around and try a bit of gay sex behind their boyfriends' backs, so anybody with half a brain would steer well clear.
But anyway, that was her for you. Surprisingly, she didn't pull, and basically, she was only curious about sex with women because she seems to be a bit of a slag who's exhausted the male population of London.
And then there are some who pretend not to be queer when they are, and some who like the idea of being queer, but are straight.
Dawn Porter, "investigative" journalist extraordinaire, is basically a bit of a slapper; she loves men and claims to be a very sexual person. She claims also to be very straight, but she questions whether she might be a touch lesbian because she once had a threesome with a straight couple. Wanting to explore her sexuality fully, she decided to spend a month living with three gay women in their flat to see if any of their queerness would rub off on her... quite literally.
She was taken to the hottest lesbian bars by her new friends but came out stunned that none of the lesbians were remotely interested in her. I'm surprised that none of her temporary flatmates pointed out the fact that she was obviously straight, and quite unattractive - her long, painted fingernails an instant turn off with any gay woman. But what amazed me was her attitude that she could attract the interest of a lesbian because surely, all lesbians want the challenge of turning a straight girl?
Well no, there's nothing worse than "straight girls" who want to fuck around and try a bit of gay sex behind their boyfriends' backs, so anybody with half a brain would steer well clear.
But anyway, that was her for you. Surprisingly, she didn't pull, and basically, she was only curious about sex with women because she seems to be a bit of a slag who's exhausted the male population of London.
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Panic on the streets of Rusholme
Apparently there's a crisis in our curry houses: the price of rice has increased by 60% since last year and new immigration rules mean that the curry houses can't employ kitchen staff from places like Bangladesh and Pakistan.
Now, there's not much you can do about the global price of basmati, but why should blocks on immigration stop restaurants recruiting kitchen staff? Why can't they employ people from the UK?
Could you imagine if there was an Italian restaurant here that refused to employ English people? Or anywhere that refused to employ Asian folk? There'd be all sorts of legal eagles suing people here and there because, well, it's illegal. So why are curry houses allowed to be so discriminatory? Most people in the UK like Indian food, they can appreciate how it's supposed to taste, and any eager young thing would quickly pick up the ropes in the kitchen, so why this exclusion of non-Asian staff?
I don't know. If I had the answers, I'd share them, but hey, there you go.
Panic on the streets of Bridgend
Seventeen youngsters in and around Bridgend, South Wales, have killed themselves in little over a year - three have died in the past week, another body was found today.
What the fuck is all that about?
Some speculate that they're part of a pact, or that they must all link together through some weird social networking site. Chances are there's no link and the poor buggers are just depressed about having a really horrible accent. I should know, my accent is terrible and I've suffered from depression for years.
Shouldn't joke about suicide, and I'm not really, but it's a bit odd and you look for common denominators, it's only natural.
I wonder if there's a high rate of depression in the far north of Scotland...
Bottled it
Some twat, I think Labour MP Phil Woolas, has come out with some crap saying that bottled water is unethical.
Oh fuck off!
I'm sick of having ethical, organic, local, honest, fair trade bloody everything shoved in my face wherever I go.
In some cases (not round here) bottled water is the only palatable option, and let's face it fizzy water doesn't come out of the tap - well it does in London, but that's not intentional or particularly safe.
But it comes down to freedom of choice, and I'm so fed up of these idiots abusing their positions of public office by imposing their own pathetic views on the masses. We've all got opinions about things, but we don't get them publicised by the BBC in some crappy section on their website, so why should we have to be exposed to this nonsense by some nobhead politician who's known in his constituency for nobbing some rough as fuck council estate bint?
Anyway, bottled water, it might not be "ethical", it might not be cheap, but if people want to buy it and drink it, let them.
But we're a funny bunch aren't we? We're quite justified in complaining about the price of petrol at over £1 a litre, yet many folk are happy to pay this amount for water, which they get from the tap. I suppose they'd be forced to think more about if they were forced buy 50L of the stuff at a time.
Excruciating
I think somebody has been sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me today; I've been experiencing waves of excruciating abdominal pains - so bad that they make my eyes water. They are best described as really bad poo pains, but without the poo. Terrible.
I think the ratatouille that I had for tea will either kill or cure me.
"Suck my dick, fuck face"
Imagine getting your restaurant bill and finding that as a one of the items on it? Somebody at Joe Delucci's in Stoke did. I'm shocked and appalled of course, but also gutted that I don't have the opportunity to do that sort of thing if people piss me off at work. Well, I have plenty of opportunity, but plenty of restraint... and I don't have a dick.
Now, there's not much you can do about the global price of basmati, but why should blocks on immigration stop restaurants recruiting kitchen staff? Why can't they employ people from the UK?
Could you imagine if there was an Italian restaurant here that refused to employ English people? Or anywhere that refused to employ Asian folk? There'd be all sorts of legal eagles suing people here and there because, well, it's illegal. So why are curry houses allowed to be so discriminatory? Most people in the UK like Indian food, they can appreciate how it's supposed to taste, and any eager young thing would quickly pick up the ropes in the kitchen, so why this exclusion of non-Asian staff?
I don't know. If I had the answers, I'd share them, but hey, there you go.
Panic on the streets of Bridgend
Seventeen youngsters in and around Bridgend, South Wales, have killed themselves in little over a year - three have died in the past week, another body was found today.
What the fuck is all that about?
Some speculate that they're part of a pact, or that they must all link together through some weird social networking site. Chances are there's no link and the poor buggers are just depressed about having a really horrible accent. I should know, my accent is terrible and I've suffered from depression for years.
Shouldn't joke about suicide, and I'm not really, but it's a bit odd and you look for common denominators, it's only natural.
I wonder if there's a high rate of depression in the far north of Scotland...
Bottled it
Some twat, I think Labour MP Phil Woolas, has come out with some crap saying that bottled water is unethical.
Oh fuck off!
I'm sick of having ethical, organic, local, honest, fair trade bloody everything shoved in my face wherever I go.
In some cases (not round here) bottled water is the only palatable option, and let's face it fizzy water doesn't come out of the tap - well it does in London, but that's not intentional or particularly safe.
But it comes down to freedom of choice, and I'm so fed up of these idiots abusing their positions of public office by imposing their own pathetic views on the masses. We've all got opinions about things, but we don't get them publicised by the BBC in some crappy section on their website, so why should we have to be exposed to this nonsense by some nobhead politician who's known in his constituency for nobbing some rough as fuck council estate bint?
Anyway, bottled water, it might not be "ethical", it might not be cheap, but if people want to buy it and drink it, let them.
But we're a funny bunch aren't we? We're quite justified in complaining about the price of petrol at over £1 a litre, yet many folk are happy to pay this amount for water, which they get from the tap. I suppose they'd be forced to think more about if they were forced buy 50L of the stuff at a time.
Excruciating
I think somebody has been sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me today; I've been experiencing waves of excruciating abdominal pains - so bad that they make my eyes water. They are best described as really bad poo pains, but without the poo. Terrible.
I think the ratatouille that I had for tea will either kill or cure me.
"Suck my dick, fuck face"
Imagine getting your restaurant bill and finding that as a one of the items on it? Somebody at Joe Delucci's in Stoke did. I'm shocked and appalled of course, but also gutted that I don't have the opportunity to do that sort of thing if people piss me off at work. Well, I have plenty of opportunity, but plenty of restraint... and I don't have a dick.
Saturday, 16 February 2008
Get a job in Asda!
Gillian Gibbons, the teacher arrested and jailed in Sudan for committing the unforgivable sin of allowing her class to call a teddybear Mohammed (you all remember?) has now got a job teaching in China.
Is she fucking stupid? Is she deliberately doing a tour of all the places on the planet with the worst human rights records? Daft cow. I understand that if she makes it through her stint in the Far East unscathed, she has a job lined up in Stornoway where she'll be teaching the local kids how to spell, use capital letters and punctuation properly. Failure will lead to her being burned alive in a giant wicker teddybear on the beach.
She looks like the sort of person who should be on the cheese counter at Asda. I certainly wouldn't trust her with anything that requires more responsibility than wrapping stuff in plastic and sticking a barcode label on it.
Some people eh?
At the mall on a diet pill
Sniffy is excited!
My favourite band, The B52s, have a new single out. Funplex, the album of the same name is out in March and I can't wait. They've not recorded an album since 1992, so this is long awaited.
The band members have always looked a bit dodgy, but they're looking almost embalmed these days. In fact, their heads look stuck on in that photo. Still, the new single is great, so I have high hopes that album will be worth the wait too.
Is she fucking stupid? Is she deliberately doing a tour of all the places on the planet with the worst human rights records? Daft cow. I understand that if she makes it through her stint in the Far East unscathed, she has a job lined up in Stornoway where she'll be teaching the local kids how to spell, use capital letters and punctuation properly. Failure will lead to her being burned alive in a giant wicker teddybear on the beach.
She looks like the sort of person who should be on the cheese counter at Asda. I certainly wouldn't trust her with anything that requires more responsibility than wrapping stuff in plastic and sticking a barcode label on it.
Some people eh?
At the mall on a diet pill
Sniffy is excited!
My favourite band, The B52s, have a new single out. Funplex, the album of the same name is out in March and I can't wait. They've not recorded an album since 1992, so this is long awaited.
The band members have always looked a bit dodgy, but they're looking almost embalmed these days. In fact, their heads look stuck on in that photo. Still, the new single is great, so I have high hopes that album will be worth the wait too.
Thursday, 14 February 2008
MI5, not 9 to 5
Fucking Sainsbury's, that hotbed of criminal activity and vice has introduced state of the art technology to counteract the elements of the underworld who might prey on their unsuspecting customers. Yes, as I was leaving the store in Salford yesterday, the electronic noticeboard at the car park exit flashed up my car's registration number. What the fuck?
Why are Sainsbury's tracking its customers this way? I suppose the fact that it's the Salford store on the edge of Ordsall might say something, but come on, why do they spy on us? Do they link the data to other databases? Can they find out the customer's name and match up their visit times to shopping patterns, gleaned from the Nectar or debit card? Why oh why oh WHY?
Did I turn back to pick up the in-store leaflet "Making our car park safer" that I'd seen, that would've been too easy. I e-mailed them to ask what was to do. I've not had a response yet. I guess their customer services department have been too busy laughing at me for most of the day. Good for them.
And Royal Mail are a bunch of arseholes too. I've been expecting a parcel from France (should've known better) that should've been delivered around the 20th of January. No sign. I contacted the sender and they checked the tracking thing and they were told that the package was awaiting signature for collection, presumably not too far from here. So I copied the sender's message and other details into an e-mail to Royal Mail to see if they could track it down. Their response?
"I would like to explain that under the Universal Postal Agreement, any
enquiries regarding your item have to be initiated in the country of
origin. May I therefore suggest that you contact the senders and ask them
to provide their postal administration with the posting details. This will
enable an investigation to be made from the point of posting."
It's no wonder the fucktards at the post office can't deliver stuff when they can't even read. They're probably from Stornoway.
Brrrrrrr
It's actually a bit nippy; I suppose this is a consequence of it a) being February and b) being delightfully sunny during the day. It's actually quite warm during the day, but nippy at night. And I could go on describing the weather and when it gets warm at night after a nice sunny day (usually from about May, but only if you've had a few days of temperatures in the mid twenties), but I'm rambling because I've lost my thread....
Right, that's it. In a meeting the other day, somebody remarked that it was the middle of February already. It was at this point that I realised that more and more, I count where I am in the year by how many hours of daylight there are - anything less than 8 and I might as well be in bed.
And now it's getting lighter and brighter, Sniffy is waking from her winter depression; I've had this one since last July. Joy.
But the other day, having driven to work in glorious chilly sunshine, I overheard a woman in the car park saying "This weather's lovely, but I don't really like it any warmer than this". It was about 2°C. Stupid witch. Why don't these people who whinge about warm weather just fuck off and die somewhere, like Stornoway? Idiots.
Why are Sainsbury's tracking its customers this way? I suppose the fact that it's the Salford store on the edge of Ordsall might say something, but come on, why do they spy on us? Do they link the data to other databases? Can they find out the customer's name and match up their visit times to shopping patterns, gleaned from the Nectar or debit card? Why oh why oh WHY?
Did I turn back to pick up the in-store leaflet "Making our car park safer" that I'd seen, that would've been too easy. I e-mailed them to ask what was to do. I've not had a response yet. I guess their customer services department have been too busy laughing at me for most of the day. Good for them.
And Royal Mail are a bunch of arseholes too. I've been expecting a parcel from France (should've known better) that should've been delivered around the 20th of January. No sign. I contacted the sender and they checked the tracking thing and they were told that the package was awaiting signature for collection, presumably not too far from here. So I copied the sender's message and other details into an e-mail to Royal Mail to see if they could track it down. Their response?
"I would like to explain that under the Universal Postal Agreement, any
enquiries regarding your item have to be initiated in the country of
origin. May I therefore suggest that you contact the senders and ask them
to provide their postal administration with the posting details. This will
enable an investigation to be made from the point of posting."
It's no wonder the fucktards at the post office can't deliver stuff when they can't even read. They're probably from Stornoway.
Brrrrrrr
It's actually a bit nippy; I suppose this is a consequence of it a) being February and b) being delightfully sunny during the day. It's actually quite warm during the day, but nippy at night. And I could go on describing the weather and when it gets warm at night after a nice sunny day (usually from about May, but only if you've had a few days of temperatures in the mid twenties), but I'm rambling because I've lost my thread....
Right, that's it. In a meeting the other day, somebody remarked that it was the middle of February already. It was at this point that I realised that more and more, I count where I am in the year by how many hours of daylight there are - anything less than 8 and I might as well be in bed.
And now it's getting lighter and brighter, Sniffy is waking from her winter depression; I've had this one since last July. Joy.
But the other day, having driven to work in glorious chilly sunshine, I overheard a woman in the car park saying "This weather's lovely, but I don't really like it any warmer than this". It was about 2°C. Stupid witch. Why don't these people who whinge about warm weather just fuck off and die somewhere, like Stornoway? Idiots.
Monday, 11 February 2008
Stoneybridge!
Back in August, when it was pissing down all the time, I wrote this post about Stornoway, which is somewhere in the Hebrides - inner, outer, shake it all about er... Anyway, I thought nothing of it until I got this rather charming comment on it at the end of January.
Gosh, some people get so upset about things that they forget how to read and write properly! So I left a response, expressing my concern that an innocent post on my humble little blog would cause such upset in one of the town's residents. I left it at that.
Now, saddo that I am, and I am, really - I claim to be nothing else - I check my web stats and I see this:
And when I look at the referring urls, I see this:
Now it's not that obvious, but there are a lot of people linking to the Stornoway post from the Bebo member. Fuck knows what Bebo is, but the member is somebody who goes by the name (and I know I shouldn't do it) "Reenie Reenster". I have no idea who Reenie is, where he/she is, but I'd LOVE to know who they are and why so many people are visiting my blog from his/her Bebo page.
But NO! I refuse to get involved with another social networking site.
I wonder if they're saying nice things about me....
I wonder if they communicate in txt spk.
Weird eh? But there are more and more visits being referred from this profile as I type.
I may have to get Piggy and Garfer to intervene on my behalf, I'm sure they can communicate with Livid of Lewis. I'm sure they can't be as bad as the Alabama bible bashers who come to get me every now and again.
Edit: I knew it was coming!
Can we go on a day trip to Stornoway to meet its oh-so-eloquent inhabitants? Piggy, rev up the Scenic!
Spasmodic
Why is it that I can't make a cup of coffee without my hand having a spaz attack as I'm trying to spoon coffee into the mug? The number of times I inexplicably throw the stuff all over the worktop. So annoying.
Gosh, some people get so upset about things that they forget how to read and write properly! So I left a response, expressing my concern that an innocent post on my humble little blog would cause such upset in one of the town's residents. I left it at that.
Now, saddo that I am, and I am, really - I claim to be nothing else - I check my web stats and I see this:
And when I look at the referring urls, I see this:
Now it's not that obvious, but there are a lot of people linking to the Stornoway post from the Bebo member. Fuck knows what Bebo is, but the member is somebody who goes by the name (and I know I shouldn't do it) "Reenie Reenster". I have no idea who Reenie is, where he/she is, but I'd LOVE to know who they are and why so many people are visiting my blog from his/her Bebo page.
But NO! I refuse to get involved with another social networking site.
I wonder if they're saying nice things about me....
I wonder if they communicate in txt spk.
Weird eh? But there are more and more visits being referred from this profile as I type.
I may have to get Piggy and Garfer to intervene on my behalf, I'm sure they can communicate with Livid of Lewis. I'm sure they can't be as bad as the Alabama bible bashers who come to get me every now and again.
Edit: I knew it was coming!
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Anonymous said... You are fucking shithead, there isnt anything wrong with Stornoway ACTUALLY! and to thikersoid, the "sing songy" accent you maybe heard when you phoned up the chinese takeaway was a chinese accent, you fucking retard. AND whats wrong with all the good weather we get? I dont get how some people are so retarded. And sniffy, fuck off will you! You are the sad one for writing blogs about things like this when really you could get up off your arse and do something productive and worthwhile. GRRRR im annoyed at you and your stupid opinions, keep them to yourself if its gonna be shite that comes out.
Can we go on a day trip to Stornoway to meet its oh-so-eloquent inhabitants? Piggy, rev up the Scenic!
Spasmodic
Why is it that I can't make a cup of coffee without my hand having a spaz attack as I'm trying to spoon coffee into the mug? The number of times I inexplicably throw the stuff all over the worktop. So annoying.
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listen u sad fuck i live in stornoway and i had the misfortune to cum across your stupid pointless website and i wish i had not. y would u tell people to fone this number and ask for a kebeb when its a bloody chinese u dope! get ur facts rite in future and the pubs are open on a sunday all of them and i pay my tv license so i am entitled to see the weather where i live. and unlike english people we all dont eat fat foods ie kebebs all the time!